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Kimberly’s How-To Guide: Tie a Tie part 4

11 Nov

As promised, here is the final part of my How-To Guide: Tie a Tie segment. Watch and learn!

13) The Cavendish Knot

14) The Grantchester Knot

15) The Hanover Knot

16) The Balthus Knot

I’m sure there are many more types of knots out there, other than the 16 I’ve showed you. Let’s just say that if you know 16 ways to tie a tie, you know enough. Stop while you’re ahead.

Kimberly’s How-To Guide: Tie a Tie part 3

10 Nov

As promised, here is a continuation of my How-To Guide: Tie a Tie segment. Watch and learn!

9) The Nicky Knot

10) The Victoria Knot

11) The St. Andrew Knot

12) The Plattsburgh Knot

Kimberly’s How-To Guide: Tie a Tie part 2

9 Nov

As promised, here is a continuation of my How-To Guide: Tie a Tie segment. Watch and learn!

5) Pratt Knot

6) Bow Tie

 I know it’s not quite a tie, but you should still know how to tie one.

7) The Oriental Knot

8) The Kelvin Knot

Kimberly’s How-To Guide: Tie a Tie part 1

8 Nov

I am always surprised to find that many men cannot tie a tie. However, I am more surprised at how many different types of tie knots there are. This specific How-To segment will be broken up into 4 parts so that we can go over many of the different types of knots to tie with a tie.

1) Four in Hand Knot

2) Half Windsor Knot

3) Full Windsor Knot

4) Double Windsor Knot

Kimberly’s How-To Guide: Essay Writing

7 Nov

How To: Write/format an essay

There are many different techniques used when writing an essay. When I write an essay, first I research my topic and form a thesis statement, aka a statement I’m trying to prove by way of my essay. In my experience, professors seem to like the rule of 3s: make 3 specific points to prove your thesis and support each point with 3 concrete examples.

Good examples are comprised of information from reliable sources (not Wikipedia, Facebook, or a blog). Do not just paraphrase what a reliable source said. Take the time to quote the source for your example and be SURE to cite them.

This part is IMPORTANT… it’s not enough just to provide the examples to make your point. After each example, it is vital to explain why the example is relevant and what impact it has on your argument. Based on papers I have edited, worked on, or helped to write, that is the step that is forgotten the most.

When writing an essay, some people cannot just sit down and write everything in order. I am one of those people. I have a weird way of writing essays. The first thing I do is write my thesis at the top of the paper so I don’t lose sight of my main argument. Next I write down all the concrete evidence I have, the points I’m trying to make and the facts I want to include. Then, I sort the evidence I have under the points I’m trying to make.

Many times I will have more points than necessary, but based on the strength of the evidence I have written down, I am able to decide which points to keep and which to erase. ( I am doing all of this in a word document so I don’t have to rewrite all of this.) At this point, I decide what order I want to put my points and examples in.

The cut and paste functions of your word document application are your best friends here. Once those are in place I write my conclusion and then my introduction. For my works cited, I usually use one of the many free online citation generators. I insert my information into the generator as I find it, so my works cited is usually finished before my paper is.

There you have it. That is the weird way I write essays. My process seems to work for me because I usually get high marks on my essays. For most of you reading this post (if you’ve continued this far) this information probably won’t help you because you’ve already graduated high school and/or college.

However, some of you are still in school and I hope this helps, otherwise I just spent a good deal of time writing a post that is of no use to anyone and just wasted my time. Oh well. Below is a basic essay format that has helped me succeed in my schooling. I really hope it helps some of you.

1) INTRODUCTION -

introduce your thesis

2) POINT 1

2a) Example 1 -

 & what relevance/impact does this example have on your argument?

2b) Example 2 -

& what relevance/impact does this example have on your argument?

2c) Example 3 -

& what relevance/impact does this example have on your argument?

3) POINT 2

3a) Example 1 -

& what relevance/impact does this example have on your argument?

3b) Example 2 -

& what relevance/impact does this example have on your argument?

3c) Example 3 -

& what relevance/impact does this example have on your argument?

4) POINT 3

4a) Example 1 -

& what relevance/impact does this example have on your argument?

4b) Example 2 -

& what relevance/impact does this example have on your argument?

4c) Example 3 -

& what relevance/impact does this example have on your argument?

5) CONCLUSION -

you may briefly summarize your findings here but do NOT introduce any new information

6) WORKS CITED

Kimberly’s How-To Guide: Dougie

4 Nov

Here’s Cali Swag District to teach us how to Dougie!

Step 1: Lean side to side

Step 2: Put your arms into it

Step 3: Make it Dougie friesh

For example:

Using your right hand, rub your head from your left temple, around the back of your head, to just below your right ear.

Using your left hand, rub your head from your right temple, around the back of your head, to just below your left ear.

Got it? Let’s see you do it!

The Original Teach Me How to Dougie by Cali Swag District

The Remix by Cali Swag District

Kimberly’s How-To Guide: Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

3 Nov

Here’s Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory to teach us how to play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.

1- Scissors cuts paper

2- Paper covers rock

3- Rock crushes lizard

4- Lizard poisons Spock

5- Spock smashes scissors

6- Scissors decapitates lizard

7- Lizard eats paper

8- Paper disproves Spock

9- Spock vapourizes rock

10- Rock crushes scissors

Kimberly’s How-To Guide: Cupid Shuffle

2 Nov

Here’s your boy Cupid teaching you how to do the Cupid Shuffle.

Need More Instruction?

For those of you who are VERY slow…

1) 4 steps to the right

2) 4 steps to the left

3) 4 kicks

4) then walk by yourself for four counts

Got it? Let’s see what you’ve got!

Kimberly’s How-To Guide: Erase Sharpie Body Art

24 Oct

Kimberly’s How-To Guide is That’s What Kim Said’s newest segment. It will be switched in and out with the comedy corner so that I can keep things fresh. Occasionally I will be submitting advice on how NOT to do something…how fun is that? This advice will be based on either my personal experience or what I’ve observed from others. Please take that into consideration when choosing to either follow or not follow my advice. That being said, please enjoy the first installment of Kimberly’s How To Guide.

How to: Get Permanent Marker off Your Body

Has anyone ever written a reminder, a website, a phone number, etc on your hand in permanent marker? Have you ever woken up after a party and had something like a mustache or a monocle drawn on your face with a Sharpie? If you’ve ever been in a situation like this, you’ve probably found that removing permanent marker from your skin is easier said than done.

Based on my observations, guys and even some girls, spend way too much time scrubbing their skin raw while trying to remove their unwanted body art. No need to turn yourselves into tomatoes people. There is a much easier solution: Nail Polish remover. The fastest way to get permanent marker off of your skin without scrubbing for long periods of time is nail polish remover. Ladies, you probably already have some at your dorm, apartment, or house. Guys, you probably know a few ladies you can borrow nail polish remover from. If not, a quick trip to the drug store will fix you right up. If you feel weird buying nail polish remover, just tell the cashier that it’s for your girlfriend and you’re just glad that’s all she had you pick up for her. I’m sure the cashier won’t suspect a thing. Seriously though, nail polish remover is really handy when it comes to removing nail polish, permanent marker, even temporary tattoos.

*A special thanks to Google Images and Deviant Art for providing me with the picture in this post.*

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