Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. – Steve Bluestein
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I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the carpool lanes. – Monica Piper
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I just bought a Chihuahua. It’s the dog for lazy people. You don’t have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. – Anthony Clark
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I’ve heard that dogs are man’s best friend. That explains where men are getting their hygiene tips. – Kelly Maguire
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I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don’t chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers. – Rodney Dangerfield
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They say a dog is man’s best friend, but I don’t buy it. How many of your friends have had you neutered? – Larry Reeb
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A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. – Jay Leno
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I have a dog that’s half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a guard dog, but a vicious gossip. – Craig Shoemaker
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*A special thanks to “The Comedy Thesaurus” by Judy Brown for providing me with these great quotes.*
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