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Classic Halloween Songs

31 Oct

I’ve already posted Thriller and I Put a Spell on You today so I won’t repeat them. Here are some more Halloween songs you must enjoy!

1) GhostBusters

2) The Monster Mash

3) This is Halloween

(Marilyn Manson Version cut with The Nightmare Before Christmas video)

4) The Addams Family Theme Song

5) Halloween (The Movie) Theme Song

Hocus Pocus

31 Oct

It’s not Halloween without some Hocus Pocus! Talk about a great Halloween movie. Fun fact, Sean Murray, Agent Timothy McGee on NCIS,  played Thackery Binx in Hocus Pocus! This is such a classic Halloween movie…I know I’ve already said that but it’s still true now, hahaha. Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy were the perfect actresses to play the Sanderson sisters!

1) I Put a Spell on You

2) Come Little Children

3) Amuck!

Trapped in an Elevator

31 Oct

How scary is this?

Back in 2008, this poor guy Nicholas White was trapped in an elevator in for 41 hours in the McGraw-Hill Building in New York City. Check this out.

 

I would go insane trapped in an elevator for that long! For more information concerning this story, check out Nick Paumgarten’s article Up and Then Down from the New Yorker.

The Comedy Corner: Halloween and Monsters

31 Oct

When I was twelve I went as my mother for Halloween. I put on a pair of heels, went door to door, and criticized what everyone else was wearing. – Robin Bach

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I learned something the other day. I learned that Jehovah’s Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t like strangers going up to their door annoying them. – Bruce Clark

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When  I was in college, I came up with the perfect Halloween costume. I wore cat ears and angel wings and carried a pitchfork, and went as every girl on campus.

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On Halloween I ran out of candy and had to give the kids nicotine gum. – David Letterman

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When I was a kid my parents always sent me out as a tramp: high heel shoes, fishnet stockings… – David Letterman

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Last Halloween was bad for me. I got real beat up. I went to a party dressed as a pinata. – Jim Samuels

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Here’s a news item: The Loch Ness Monster surfaced today and asked if she had any messages. – George Carlin

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In scary movies, people always get bitten in the neck. To me, that means they don’t even try to run. If a vampire gets close to me, I’m off and running away! When they find my body, the police will say, “Call the X-Files. This man has two holes in his butt, and no blood in his body.” – Sinbad

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During a lunar eclipse, werewolves get stuck with just sideburns and a goatee. – Craig Kilborn

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*A special thanks to “The Comedy Thesaurus” by Judy Brown for providing me with these great quotes and Google Images for the pictures.*

Song of the Day: Halloween Edition

31 Oct

Let’s start this Halloween right with the late great Michael Jackson’s hit song Thriller!

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