Today’s Question: When you do something ridiculous, how much does it bother you to have other people notice it and laugh at you?
I do ridiculous things all the time. I am so used to embarrassing myself that it doesn’t really phase me anymore. Everyone does embarrassing things. How do you react when you embarrass yourself?
The Hangover Gag Reel
These guys are really good at doing stupid things!
Star Trek 2009 Gag Reel
It’s great to see sci fi screw ups!
I want my husband to take me in his arms and whisper those three little words that all women long to hear: “You were right.” – Kelly Smith
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I’ve been asked to say a couple words about my husband, Fang. How about, short and cheap? – Phyllis Diller
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He was cheating on me with his secretary. I found lipstick on his collar, covered with Wite-Out. – Wendy Liebman
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I asked my husband if he wanted to be in the room with me when I gave birth. He said, “It would have to be a big room, and there would have to be a bar at one end.” – Rita Rudner
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My husband is dead. At least I know where he is. He’s on the mantelpiece. – Dame Edna Everage
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Men are married about six months, and they can’t even dress themselves anymore, “Honey, does this tie go with my underwear?” – John Mendoza
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I don’t see myself as a married guy. I still see myself as a pirate. – Adam Ferrara
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. – Joan Rivers
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For men, upon marriage you lose the ability to choose clothing for yourself. “Honey, what do you think? A striped shirt and a solid tie, or a solid shirt and a pair of mukluks? A Beatle wig and a grass skirt? Tell me, because I haven’t used that part of my brain in several years. Why don’t you just choose something, lay it out, and I’ll be in the crib until we have to leave.” – Paul Reiser
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Never bad-mouth your ex-husband to your kids. Because if you do, then you ruin the moment when they figure it out all by themselves. – Cory Kahaney
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I married Mr. Right. Mr. Always Right. – Lotus Weinstock
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My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. – Roseanne Barr
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*A special thanks to “The Comedy Thesaurus” by Judy Brown for providing me with these great quotes.*
Oh Dave Matthews Band…I love you!
Please enjoy Ants Marching by Dave Matthews Band.
