Who doesn’t love Whose Line is it Anyway? This show used to be one of my favorites. Hosted by Drew Carey, Whose Line is it Anyway was a hit sensation….so why was it canceled? I certainly don’t know. Now, Drew Carey (minus the weight) hosts a show called Improvaganza. It’s a funny show, but it’s not Whose Line. Here’s one of the many reasons why Whose Line is it Anyway should’ve stayed on the air.
Jill and Kevin’s Big Day
This is the best wedding entrance I’ve ever seen. I don’t know that anything can top this.
If you’re going to quit, you might as well go out with a bang! This kid Joey knew how it was done. He quit by way of marching band.
Shout out to the Kane Show for supplying me with this hilarious video!
Today’s Question: Which would you prefer: a wild, turbulent life filled with joy, sorrow, passion and adventure – intoxicating successes and stunning setbacks; or a happy, secure, predictable life surrounded by friends and family without such wide swings of fortune and mood?
I would much prefer a wild, turbulent life filled with joy, sorrow, passion and adventure – intoxicating successes and stunning setbacks. I know it sounds cliche, but life IS like a rollercoaster. It has it’s ups and its downs, but that’s what makes life so invigorating. If we only have one life to live, I want to LIVE it to its fullest, not just skate by.
Without great risk, there couldn’t be great triumph. There are so many great examples of this. [Spoiler Alert]
1) Luke takes a risk and beats/saves Darth Vader.
2) Transformers – No Sacrifice, No Victory.
3) Captain Jack Sparrow certainly had his ups and downs in Pirates of the Caribbean!
These movies wouldn’t be nearly as good if the characters’ lives were happy, secure, and predictable. I want an adventure too.
She’s screaming like crazy…You have this myth you’re sharing the birth experience. Unless you’re circumcising yourself with a chainsaw, I don’t think so. Unless you’re opening an umbrella up your [butt], I don’t think so! – Robbin Williams
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I don’t get no respect. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield
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It was probably a coincidence, but right after I was born, my mom and dad left town. – Bob Hope
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I’ve always, always wanted to give birth. To kittens. I figure it would hurt less, and when you’re done, you’d have kittens! – Betsy Salkind
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When I was a baby, I kept a diary. Recently I was rereading it. It said: “Day One: Still tired from the move. Day Two: Everybody talks to me like I’m an idiot.” – Steven Wright
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People are giving birth underwater now. They say it’s less traumatic for the baby because it’s in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool. – Elayne Boosler
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When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen
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We had a C-section. That’s when the baby comes out like toast. – Bobcat Goldthwait
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I was born by Cesarean section, but you can’t really tell. Except that wen I leave my home, I always go out the window. – Steven Wright
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The doctor turned to me and asked, “Mr. Goldthwait, would you like to cut the cord?” And I said, “Isn’t there anyone more qualified?” – Bobcat Goldthwait
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*A special thanks to “The Comedy Thesaurus” by Judy Brown for providing me with these great quotes and to Google Images for providing me with these pictures.*
