As much flack as America gives George Bush, I think the guy is a really good sport.
This 7 year old named Zoe rocks out to Sweet Child O Mine by Guns N Roses!
How long do you normally have to play guitar before you sound like that?!
I am NOT a fan of the Iowa Hawkeyes (Go PSU Nittany Lions! WE ARE!) but even I have to admit, this was pretty freaking cool!
Here’s another look, but from a time lapse version of the game!
This old guy is a genius. His video called Shucking Corn – Clean Ears Everytime is making its way up the YouTube charts! Check this out. I’m going to start cooking my corn like this!
This is hilarious because I have a friend who’s a golfer who ripped his pants while bowling and definitely needed a second pair. Oh Mike. Hahaha.
Thanks Memestache.com!
Today’s Question: If you had to spend the next two years inside a small but fully provisioned Antarctic shelter with one other person, whom would you like to have with you?
This is a tough question. I’d have to pick one of these three hotties..
1) Robbie Amell
2) Kellan Lutz
I don’t know if I can pick…Okay, i’m lying. I totally know who I’d pick. I’d pick Robbie Amell. He’s closest to my age, so we’d probably get along the best. Plus he’s sinfully sexy. No, wait I’d pick Kellan. No, I’d pick Ian. AHHHH I can’t pick. For real!
What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked. – Jerry Seinfeld
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It costs a lot of money to date. I took a girl out to dinner the other night. I said, “What’ll you have?” She said, “I guess I’ll have the steak and lobster.” I said “Guess again.” – Skip Stephenson
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I went out out to dinner with a Marine. He looked across the table and he goes, “I could kill you in seven seconds.” I go, “I’ll just have toast then.” – Margaret Smith
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Going out with a jerky guy is kind of like having a piece of food caught in your teeth. All your friends notice it before you do. – Livia Squires
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I had no luck with dating. My biggest thrill was self-inflicted hickies. – Rodney Dangerfield
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I hate first dates. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me. I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave. – Alex Reed
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I was on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters. – Susie Loucks
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Dinner is a waste on a first date, because you don’t want the guy to see how much you can really eat. “He’ll find out soon enough that I can put my entire head in a Haagen Dazs tub.” – Maryellen Hooper
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Dating is dumb. Basically you’re making false judgments based on false exteriors. Oh, sure my superficial self likes your superficial self, but the real me likes your roommates. – Margot Black
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Dating is a lot like sports. You have to practice; you work out; you study the greats. You hope to make the team, and it hurts to be cut. – Sinbad
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If a man lies to you, don’t get mad; get even. I once dated a guy who waited three months into our relationship before he told me he was married. I said “Hey, don’t worry about it. I used to be a man.” – Livia Squires
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*A special thanks to “The Comedy Thesaurus” by Judy Brown for providing me with these great quotes and to Google Images for providing me with these pictures.*
Let’s get our dance on with LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem!
Everyday I’m Shufflin’…
