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And Now to Grau

11 Oct

Talk About a Stud

Ladies, you can look, but don’t you touch. This bad boy only looks tame. Meet my good friend Kenny Grau aka el Grau. He enjoys shredding on his guitar, doing kick ass impressions of Family Guy, and spending time with his gorgeous girlfriend Kaitlin.

And Now to Grau

Remember the name Kenny Grau. He is on his way to becoming the next viral hit. His impressions are amazing and his guitar skills are delicious, so I have to spread the word. Thus, I will be keeping you all up to date on the newest Grau magic. [However, I won't hit you with it all at once 'cause he might just blow your mind] [WARNING: This video has some crude language.] Check it out:

Take a bow Grau, take a bow!

Check out his YouTube Channel… elgrau1. It’s worth it!

The Mini Band Has Gone Viral!

11 Oct

The Kane Show Never Disappoints! My weekly perusal of the site lead me to this surprising find!

Kids playing Metallica, really!?

According to YouTube, this is what’s up:

Live at the Bucklebury Beer Festival, The Mini band, with Zoe Thomson and Harry Jackson on lead guitars, Kieran Fell on Rhythm, Harrison Read on lead vocals, Archie Zolotuhin on Bass and Charlie Emmons on drums. The guitar/vocals are 8 years old, bass and drums 10 years old.

These kids even have a Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Mini-Band/219505168063195

One thing I can say is these kids are incredibly lucky to have such amazing instruments at their age. These kids were probably raised to idolize Jack Black in School of Rock. WoW! These kids better eat up the limelight now. What are they going to do when they hit middle school? They won’t exactly be MINI anymore.

Dr. Pepper 10: It’s Not For Women

11 Oct

I saw this video on the KANE show website.

Am I supposed to be offended? Is this even a real thing?! What is this craziness that’s happening? I’m calling shenanigans right now!

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

11 Oct

There are a lot of fake movie trailers out there for the Hobbit. The movie will be in production for a few years from what I understand. There is no official trailer as of now, just video diaries from the directors/producers. Here is a great peek into what is happening on the set of the Hobbit right now. Ignore the first few seconds of the video – they’ll start speaking English. Promise.

Here’s another link to keep an eye on Hobbit updates.

THE AVENGERS TRAILER!

11 Oct

This movie is going to be EPIC!

Watch out world…Tony Stark doesn’t play well with others!

The Sing Off: Radio Hits & 60′s Classics Part 2

11 Oct

Hits from Last Night

For some reason, the only videos I can find from the Sing Off last night are on the NBC website. Looks like you’ll just have to follow the links to enjoy the performances. [For now] These are in no specific order.

1) The Collective – Rocketeer by Far East Movement

The Sing-Off – Week 4: The Collective Sings “Rocketeer” – Video – http://www.nbc.com.

The lead singer, Rachel, had laryngitis but still powered through this song. You can’t even tell she’s sick.

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2) North Shore – Lazy Song by Bruno Mars

The Sing-Off – Week 4: North Shore Sings “Lazy Song” – Video – http://www.nbc.com.

This Doo Wop group is so cute! Everyone melted when these old guys did the dougie!

Ben Folds loved “that you fit the whistling in where mere mortals would have had to breathe…you know, that’s normally where people breathe…and you don’t care you just keep whistling”

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3) The Collective – Hold On I’m Comin’ by Sam and Dave

The Sing-Off – Week 4: The Collective Sings “Hold On I’m Comin’” – Video – http://www.nbc.com.

This performance was filled with fun and energy! One member of the Collective, Caleb, hit these bangin falsetto notes! It was great!

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4) North Shore – Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers

The Sing-Off – Week 4: North Shore Sings “Unchained Melody” – Video – http://www.nbc.com.

This is the only group who was already singing in the sixties! All the other groups weren’t born yet! Lead singer, Guy, showed off his beautiful falsetto and had the crowd and judge Shawn Stockman rooting for him the whole time!

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5) Dartmouth Aires – Pinball Wizard by The Who

The Sing-Off – Week 4: Dartmouth Aires Sing “Pinball Wizard” – Video – http://www.nbc.com.

This group is always so much fun to watch! They are pure entertainment!

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Lame Puncoon

11 Oct

A big thanks to my friend Nick for leading me to another website that will rot my brain. What a great guy!

Nick knows that raccoons freak me out, but you know what…I love this little guy! I can’t help that I’m a sucker for the occasional corny joke! I used to get a daily dose of them from my friend Josh, but he moved away. Boo.

Seriously?

11 Oct

Wow. Funny, Fail blog has never failed me.

Kimberly’s Fortune Cookie Moment of the Week

11 Oct

This Week’s Fortune: Strap on your thunderwear, life is about to get messy.

Lucky Numbers: 56, 23, 8, 61, 55, 22

The Comedy Corner: Alcohol

11 Oct

The Comedy Corner is my newest segment.

[WARNING: this segment has crude language and does not necessarily reflect the ideas of the author of this post aka me. Take the following with a grain of salt. Thanks!]

The Comedy Corner was inspired by one of my favorite reference books, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks by Judy Brown.

In this segment, I will share with you some of my favorite material picked from a topic at random!

Today’s topic: Alcohol

Coffee’s a drink that encourages a lot of accessories. Coffee cake, coffee table, coffee table book, clutches of people. Say what you want about alcohol, but not only are there not a lot of optional accessories, alcohol actually helps you get rid of things. Family, home, job, driver’s license. In fact, at a certain point, the only thing you have to remember to get is more alcohol. And maybe a rag for your squeegee. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Booze makes you loud. It’s written on the label: “Alcohol percent by volume.” – Mark Lundholm

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If you enjoy your alcohol, remember this: If you put your old, rotten used-up liver under your pillow, the Beer Fairy will leave you a keg. – Paul F. Tomkins

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The first purpose of alcohol is to make English your second language. You may be a Nobel prize physicist, but after nine, ten Heinekens you’re speaking fluent Drunken-ese. Next thing you know, you have a friend in a headlock, “I love ya, I love ya, that’s the kinda love I have for you, goddamn it.” – Robin Williams

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Jack Daniels, that is a wild man drink. It should come with bail money. Because on Jack you don’t know where you’re going to end up, but you know when you get there you’re not going to be wearing pants. – Dave Attell

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I was drinking tequila, and I was drinking grappa, which is Italian for gasoline. And I was drinking J├Ągermeister, which I believe is the liquid equivalent of Wonder Woman’s golden lasso, because it will make you tell anybody the truth for no reason whatsoever. “You have really bad skin. Thanks for the drink.” – Margaret Cho

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They’ve put warning labels on liquor. “Caution: Alcohol can be dangerous to pregnant women.” Did you read that? That’s ironic. If it weren’t for alcohol, most women would never be that way. – Rita Rudner

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. – George Carlin

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Alcoholism is a disease, but it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. “Goddamn it, Otto, you are an alcoholic.” “Goddamn it, Otto, you have Lupus.” One of those two doesn’t sound right. – Mitch Hedberg

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*A special thanks to “The Comedy Thesaurus” by Judy Brown for providing me with these great quotes.*

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