On The Mic is a Queen now Listen to me sing
He Wants a Number 3 Super sized Onion Rings
He can come out the House with no ankle Bracelet on
But he’s got 2 strikes so don’t get his order wrong
He Know I’m Looking Cute and There’s nothing you can say
But if he get with me we could do it your way HAYYYYYYYY!!
Anyone who has ever watched NCIS should know that Abby Sciuto is the next best thing to Leroy Jethro Gibbs. In the show Abby is a powerful young woman with sharp intellect and a wicked sense of humor. Specifically, Abby is the forensic specialist in NCIS. According to very special Agent Tony DiNozzo, Abby is most aptly described as “a paradox wrapped in an oxymoron smothered in contradictions in terms.”
You’d have to watch NCIS to know, but Abby is a voodoo doll loving goth. She lives with nuns and plays on a bowling team with them.
Her father figure is none other than ultimate bad boy, Leroy Jethro Gibbs. No one will hurt Abby on his watch.
Pictured above is Abby’s farting hippo named Bert. He is the cuddly counterpoint to Abby’s spiked choke collar necklace.
One of my favorite things about Abby is her tattoos. She has a spider web on her neck and a giant cross on her back.
Abby’s drink of choice is the Caf Pow!
This young lady is constantly underestimated by the masses, but she will prove them wrong every time. There is way more to her than meets the eye. That is why she is one of my favorite TV characters of all time! Love ya Abs!
Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) (WARNING: PG-13 for crude language/humor)
This song is strangely addictive! OKAY I’M RELOADED!
